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[24 May 2012|12:08pm]
My ex and I once had a cat who gave birth to some baby kitties, and we gave them the following names:
Deathscythe
Lucifer
Mindblast
Cake

Me (11:44 AM): Remember when we named a baby kitty Mindblast?
ex (11:55 AM): I remember! He blew our minds when he came out.
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Re: [20 Sep 2010|09:12am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

This hella once was the leading social network. Just goes to show that people prefer to look at pictures and stream their consciousness over attempting to carefully construct insightful passages or whatever. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I don't want strangers knowing me in depth, either.

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[14 Sep 2008|09:15pm]
Why do Russian people keep adding me as their LJ friend?
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[21 Jun 2008|02:21am]
[ mood | creative ]

To be honest, there are very few people whom I value above my material possessions...

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[24 May 2008|08:23pm]
How come people don't care that shrimp eat poop?
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[29 Mar 2008|02:18pm]
[ mood | antidisestablishmentarian ]

The best friend I've known since 6th grade might have died last weekend, and I feel pretty grateful that he didn't!

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WTF [05 Jan 2008|01:52am]




PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO LOOK AT THIS?
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Does anyone know what is the point of these? [30 Sep 2007|12:27am]
[ mood | scared ]


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epiphany [13 Sep 2007|08:10pm]
[ mood | exanimate ]

Kirsten Dunst's and Billy Corgan's faces are identical.

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got a new job and Harry Potter movies suck and PC breaks [15 Jul 2007|08:26am]
[ mood | anxious ]

Harry Potter movies are totallo retardia. To be fair, I remember when the first book wasn't completely unenjoyable to read when I was approximately 9.

R.I.P. my first non-hand-down PC.

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knights and overration [17 May 2007|05:34am]
[ mood | curious ]

Why did Queen Elizabeth II grant knighthood to fucking Bono from U2? How is he a rank higher in knighthood than Elton John who is actually from England?

If any lesser known humanitarian/mediocre musician began habitually wearing retarded sunglasses all the time and designing retarded red IPods, would he become a Grand Cross in The Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, too?

Prince Harry is probably safer in Afghanistan than he is around these lunatics.



Two of the most overrated people on Earth.

The sooner I get it through my thick skull that the definition of "knight" has changed dramatically, the better off I will be.

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John Karr [02 Sep 2006|09:10pm]
Do you think that John Karr was paid to take the blame?
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[07 May 2005|11:58pm]
Consumed 10 centiliters of Formula HJ7. Salty, bitter taste. Stings the tongue.
Warm in the gullet. Heat spreading strongly through my veins. A slight feeling of euphoria.
Light-headedness. No noticeable behavioral differences.
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[22 Aug 2004|12:46am]
You want nothing to do with me.
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[13 Aug 2004|01:01am]
[ mood | take this seriously ]

LiveJournaling is a much more serious matter than I thought!

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[25 Jul 2004|07:11pm]
[ mood | mellow ]

Devotion

Call me Sonic Youth.

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[10 Jul 2004|12:50am]
k

[17 Jun 2004|11:54pm]
[ mood | eat ice cream ]

Maricela is leaving for Mexico next Saturday... and forever. When will YOU leave for Mexico?

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"How to make a LiveJournal post" not by me [16 Jun 2004|05:00pm]
[ mood | haha ]

Choose an obscure title for your entry. A song quote works really well.

Before proceeding with your entry you must get one thing clear. If you're writing an entry about your day, and won't be including any sensitive subjects, then you can go ahead and use the real names of people. If you're writing an entry about a sensitive subject - such as a love interest, naughty things you've done, or if you plain just want to keep people guessing - use pronouns. For example, "so I saw you today, and I had a great time . . . tehehe."

Second, once in a while (every third entry is a good number) you have to say something along the lines of "I fucking hate everything. I don't want to talk to anyone. Don't IM me." Then you sit on AIM all day with an away message up that says the same thing. This is totally a cry for help and you want people to IM you. Once you get a couple sympathy IMs you can take down your away message and post again in your LiveJournal how much you love your friends. It's easy to be indirect, because talking to your friends up front about your own problems is so 1997.

Fill out as many quizzes as humanly possible. It doesn't matter if you keep getting the same questions over and over again - keep filling them out. Everybody knows you favorite food, but they will keep reading it every time you post it. If you can get one of those online survey things that tells you what kind of something-or-other you are, with an image, EVEN BETTER. Post anything!

Finally, the most important part about LiveJournal is posting subtle messages about other people, so they can post subtle messages about you in theirs! If this begins a fight, post back and forth in each others LiveJournals. If you can post anonymously, even better!

Always remember, LiveJournal is a substitute for human interaction. Nobody really posts their deepest and darkest thoughts. It's simply a place to shoot the shit, and to let people know that you in fact do have a life, and people do care.

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